As a public service to the American people, Fugazi.com and the Democrat controlled 110th session of the United States Congress would like to take a brief moment away from discussing Seanator Larry Craig’s sexual indiscretions and remind the American citizens of the many benefits this country enjoys because of the millions of honest, hard working and fun loving immigrants who enter our nation every year without legal authorization. Unfortunately, at this moment in time, Fungazi.com can not recall precisely what those benefits are, but you can be assured, there are a lot of them. Until I can recall those numerous benefits you may review the following highlights of incidents sifted from the illegal alien’s social registry for the last week of August 2007. Thank you.
Tar Heel, North Carolina – 25 illegal aliens arrested in a raid on a Smithfield Foods slaughterhouse in Tar Heel, North Carolina were charged with identity theft after it was discovered that they were all using the names and identities of American citizens to secure employment at the slaughterhouse and remain in the United States. Prosecutors stated that it does not appear that the illegal aliens procured their false identities from the same location, but that each of them secured their own false identity by a variety of means such as digging through residential trash cans and purchasing them from criminals specializing in false identification documents.
Alamo, Texas – 58 illegal aliens were rounded up by federal agents who received a tip that the illegal aliens were living in one single story residence in the town of Alamo. The agents apprehended 15 women and 43 men in the small home. The 33 Mexicans, 19 Brazilians, three Hondurans, two Salvadorans and one Peruvian were taken to the agency’s Weslaco station pending formal removal back to their home countries at the expense of the American taxpayers. One anonymous report claims that the illegal aliens were trying to break a Guinness world record by trying to see how many illegal aliens they could cram into the small house.
Arizona/California
Federal agents scraped up 10 illegal aliens from the scrub brush, sand and rocks of the 118 mile long hostile Yuma Sector after they were ejected from the moving vehicle driven by a smuggler they had paid to bring them into the United States. Whether or not the illegal aliens were trying to save money by purchasing their ride from a discount smuggling service or the driver was merely trying to expedite their delivery is, at this point unclear. The federal agents were pursuing a suspicious vehicle along the Bradshaw Trail, about 25 miles southwest of Blythe, California when they began finding illegal aliens sprawled across the desert landscape. The driver of the vehicle did not slow down or attempt to retrieve any of the cargo he lost as he made his way through the desert and escaped. The Yuma Sector is a 118 mile stretch of the U.S./Mexican border running between the Yuma-Pima County line in Arizona and the Imperial Sand Dunes in California. It is an extremely hostile desert environment well known for claiming the lives of numerous illegal aliens attempting to cross there every year. One of the illegal aliens suffered a punctured lung as a result of his less than perfect landing and had to be transported to the Desert Regional Hospital in Palm Springs, California where he is being repaired. All ten of the ejected illegal aliens appear to have survived their impromptu flying lessons. The entire complement will be ejected back to Mexico at the expense of the American tax payers.
In this same area – on Sunday an illegal alien drug smuggler rammed a stolen truck carrying more than 1,100 pounds of marijuana into a U.S. Border Patrol agent’s vehicle after evading U.S. federal agents in hot pursuit for more than an hour. The Border Patrol Agent driving the vehicle that was rammed suffered an injury to his leg. At this point federal prosecutors have not said whether they will charge the injured Border Patrol Agent for violating the drug smuggler’s rights by interfering with his ability to earn an income and no official condemnation has yet been received from the Mexican government with respect to this incident.
In another, apparently unrelated, incident, four Border Patrol agents were shot at by unknown assailants near the Mexican border Sunday night. The Border Patrol Agents returned fire with the “virtual” weapons issued to them by the U.S. government, but after five minute of pointing their fingers in the vicinity of their assailants while yelling “Bang, Bang,” the shooters failed to give themselves up so the Agents left the area and returned to their headquarters at Lupe’s Donut Stop.
Federal officials reported the discovery of three dead illegal aliens in the Yuma Sector since last Friday. More than 38 illegal aliens have died in the desert region in the last two years while trying to enter the U.S. through the isolated desert area.
On Sunday The U.S. Customs and Border Protection issued a report stating that the Border Patrol’s Yuma Sector continues to experience a decrease in activity as the sector increases the presence of Border Patrol agents, tactical infrastructure and the implementation of various programs to complement these efforts. From the reports above we can all see that the U.S. government has made remarkable progress at decreasing the activity in this sector.
New York State – A partial listing of last weeks social events
Alvaro Martinez, 22, of 293 Old Nyack Turnpike, Spring Valley: two counts of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance, three counts of third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. He is being held on $5,000 bail.
Oliverio Miranda, 31, of 20 Memorial Park, Spring Valley: four counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. He is being held on $20,000 bail pending a County Court hearing scheduled for Sept. 11.
Guilmer Mazariegos, 34, of 138 Union Road, Spring Valley: third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance, third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. Bail was set at $5,000 pending a court hearing Sept. 11.
Ubani Medina, 19, of 21 Hoyt St., Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. Bail was set at $5,000 pending a Sept. 17 court hearing.
Santos Cisneros, 25, of 7 Twin Ave., Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. He is being held in the county jail without bail pending a court hearing Sept. 10.
Alvaro Palma-Colindres, 29, of 686 N. Main St., Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. He is being held without bail pending a court hearing Sept. 11.
Jose Rivera, 22, of 95 Gesner Drive, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. He is being held on $100,000 bail pending a court hearing Sept. 11.
William Fajardo-Guamon, 20, of 262 N. Main St., Apartment 2C, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. He is being held on $10,000 bail pending a court hearing Nov. 7.
Dorca Rivera, 21, of 262 N. Main St., apartment 2C, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. He was being held on $10,000 pending a County Court hearing on Nov. 7.
Daniel Alarcon-Palma, 21, of 145 Union Road, apartment 3C, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and immigration violations. He is being held on $15,000 bail.
Oscar Martinez, 27, of 25 Hoffman St., Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and immigration violations. He is being held on $10,000 bail pending a court hearing Sept. 11.
Edgar Salazar, 26, of 555 Union Road, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance and second-degree criminal use of drug paraphernalia. He is being held on $30,000 bail pending a court hearing Oct. 1.
Willie Medina, 24, of 175 N. Main St., Spring Valley: one count of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and two counts of third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. He is being held on $15,000 bail for a court hearing Nov. 7.
Manuel Galvez, 37, of 37 Prospect St., Apartment A6, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. He is being held on $25,000 pending a court hearing on Sept. 10.
Elder Sandoval, 22, of 10 Columbus Ave., Apartment 3, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance, and immigration violations. He is being held on $15,000 bail pending a court hearing Sept. 11.
Anthony William Rodriguez, 16, of 134 Rockland Lane, Spring Valley: two counts each of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance and third-degree criminal possession of a controlled substance. He is being held on $25,000 pending a court hearing Sept. 5.
Juan Pablo Montes-Linares, 27, of 41 Commerce St., Spring Valley: two counts each of criminal sale of a controlled substance in the second and third degrees, and immigration violations. He is being held on $75,000 bail pending a court hearing.
Mario Aragon-Ruano (no address available): charged with murder for hire and will face federal prosecution.
Welser Duque, 19, of 27 Hoyt St., Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. His sentencing is Oct. 10. He also faces immigration violations that could lead to his deportation from the United States.
Raul Ramirez, 21, of 330 Roosevelt Ave., Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. His sentencing date is Oct. 23. He also faces immigration violations.
Juan Mercado, 33, of 293 Old Nyack Turnpike, Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. His sentencing is Oct. 17.
Everette Rodriguez, 25, of 293 Old Nyack Turnpike, Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. He faces sentencing Oct. 10. He also faces federal immigration violations.
Jose Sanchez, 17, of 55 Union Road, Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to two counts of third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. His sentencing is Oct. 10. He also faces immigration violations.
Sergio Fields-Paz, 25, of 53 Twin Ave., Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to third-degree criminal sale of a controlled substance. His sentencing is Oct. 15. He also faces federal immigration violations that could lead to his deportation.
Carlos Bonilla, 30, of 35 N. Cole Ave., Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to fourth-degree grand larceny. His sentencing is Oct. 2.
Jesus O. Rivera, 23, of 139 Briarwood Drive, Pearl River: pleaded guilty to second-degree burglary and sentenced to three to five years in prison on June 12. He also faces a deportation hearing on immigration violations when released.
Josue DelaRosa-Citalan, 26, of 295 Old Nyack Turnpike, Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to second-degree burglary and sentenced to four years in state prison on June 19. He also is charged with immigration violations when released.
Pedro Duenas-Silva, 29, of 9 Johnson St., Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to second-degree burglary and sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison on April 10. He also is charged with immigration violations when released from prison.
Hector Lopez, 26, of 7 Hoyt St., Spring Valley: pleaded guilty to second-degree robbery and sentenced to 3 1/2 years in prison on June 7. He also faces immigration violations.
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